Sweet Home Agatea

SWEET HOME AGATEA

by Weird Alice Lancrevic,
with apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd


Big rug keep on flying
Carry me back to dear ol' Bes
With iconographs and Luggage
Do I miss HungHung? Well, um, yes
(Look! A magical chest!)

Well, I heard Morporkians don't trust us
Heard their Patrician put us down
I hope Ankh-Morpork remembers
Ten rhinu buys up the whole damn town
(Small change! Wow!)

SWEET HOME AGATEA
WHERE THE TEA IS SO GREEN
SWEET HOME AGATEA
SAMIZDAT SAYS WHERE I'VE BEEN

Now, in the Court Lord Hong was guv'nor
Til we did what we had to do
Cohen as Emperor does not bother me
Does tradition bother you?
(Think it through!)

SWEET HOME AGATEA
WHERE THE RICE PADDIES GREW
SWEET HOME AGATEA
FANGS, TANGS, HONGS, MACSWEENEYS TOO

Now, squishi chefs have got their blowfish
And they've been cause of a death or two
But we've far safer foodstuffs
Like pickled duck's feet and wonton stew
(They're yummier, too!)

SWEET HOME AGATEA
WHERE THE PEASANTS ARE LEAN
SWEET HOME AGATEA
I'LL COME HOME TO MAKE A SCENE

SWEET HOME AGATEA
WHERE THE ARMY IS RED
SWEET HOME AGATEA
YAY! THE EVIL VIZIER'S DEAD!

I'm coming home...